i’m waiting on carl, so i might as well watch all 6 harry potter movies today.
“We had just gotten married…”
“OhHhhhH. You liked it so you put a ring on it.”
“Yeah, I guess. At the reception, everyone was dancing and suddenly the whole roof just…caved in.”
“OhHHhHh NoOOooOOo. Was that supposed to happen?”
“…No.”
“AhhhHhhHHHHH.”
“Luckily, no one was killed.”
“AwwwWWWWwwwwwwW.”
“One guy broke both his legs.”
“EhhhhAHHhhHhhhhh!”
i can’t believe i’m not the only one on tumblr this early.
I’m fine. Look at my face. Are you watching?
Parks and Recreation 2x11: Tom’s Divorce
Troy: First time I got punched in the face, I was like, “Oh, no!” But then I was like, “This is a story.”
Jeff: And a good one.
Troy: Yeah…
